Sometimes they make it just too easy for me. Yes, your Honor, we find the defendant guilty- guilty of releasing yet another utterly soulless fragrance. Gucci Guilty is at least pleasant, a pretty, ambery little thing, but it is virtually indistinguishable from the hundreds of perfumes that smell just like it. In this context, the name actually makes sense: the completely inoffensive Guilty would be perfect for the kind of woman who is constantly wracked with guilt over some imagined offense. There literally could not be a wider disconnect between the sexed-up Evan Rachel Wood ads and the scent itself.
Furthermore, your Honor, I would like to go on record as saying that Evan Rachel Wood is one of my least favorite actresses of all time.
Thirteen, Evan Rachel Wood’s debut film, is the worst movie I have ever seen in my entire life. ERW plays the innocent young blonde who, upon being CORRUPTED AND TAINTED by the whorish ways of her brown best friend, becomes LIKE OMG SO TOTALLY OUT OF CONTROL LOL. We are supposed to infer this from the fact that ERW is hooking up with girls and- clutch your children closer- black guys. Yeah. Wikipedia tells me that the script was written in 6 days by a 15 year old, which literally could not surprise me less. Also, although not quite as bad as Thirteen, I have yet to encounter a movie as annoying as Across The Universe. It was, like, so meaningful, man, because, like, all you really need is love, you know?