DKNY Golden Delicious smells like acrid hairspray. This may not actually be a bad thing depending on your viewpoint. There are so many perfumes that smell like acrid hairspray these days that I assume that there must be a fair number of acrid hairspray aficionados out there somewhere. If you are one of these acrid hairspray aficionados, then Golden Delicious may well be your zenith. Unfortunately, I do not count myself among your ranks. I found Golden Delicious unbearable, and if any of you buys it, I will have to hunt you down and quarantine you. That would be inconvenient and potentially quite awkward for us both, so please back away from the bottle of Golden Delicious. I do like the ad, though. Lara Stone is a symbol of hope for us gap-toothed ladies.