So last night I decided that I was going to be one of those cool girls who cuts their own hair. As it turns out, people with the kind of spatial deficits that cause them to fail the parallel parking portion of the driver’s license test twice should not cut their own hair. Now I look more like a sixteen year old boy than any sixteen year old boy has ever looked. (No, y’all don’t get a picture.) I need some unquestionably feminine perfumes to retain some sense of femininity in the face of my Leo-DiCaprio-in-Titanic haircut. So help a sister (brother? OH GOD WHAT AM I) out: what’s your most feminine perfume?