It has come to my attention that in 2013, New York Magazine published a piece called “The 5 Hottest Guys in Perfume”. While I would never deny the appeal of tasty morsels like Carlos Huber and Kilian Hennessey, only 2 out of their 5 picks were actual perfumers! So you understand why I had to spend literal hours of meticulous research on this list of purebred perfumers. No hottie was left un-ogled, no hunk left unobjectified. I do it for you, people. I do it for you.
Open your Sexy Dictionary to the phrase “bedroom eyes”, and you’ll find a picture of Geza Schoen. (What, you don’t have a Sexy Dictionary? Here, borrow mine.) Schoen founded Escentric Molecules, Luckyscent’s #1 best-selling fragrance.
Look at this historical hottie! Chanel’s first perfumer, the dashing Beaux is responsible for none other than the iconic Chanel No. 5.
Underneath that luscious brunette mane lies an incredible creative range. Chanel’s newest in-house perfumer, Polge can whip up anything from gourmand blockbusters (Flowerbomb, La Vie Est Belle) to refined florals (Balenciaga Paris, Chanel Misia).
One word, girl: cheekbones. Plus, Epinette created the scents for R + Co’s hair products, so you know his hair always smells good.
Guillaume’s passion for creating innovative gourmand fragrances is matched only by his passion for posing shirtless. (Not that we’re complaining.)
I’m a sucker for a good smirk. Jovanic boasts several creations for Frederic Malle, including three home fragrances. You can fragrance my home anytime, Bruno.
A longtime champion of “cheap and cheerful” perfumery, Brent is more than just a perfectly-symmetrical face. His eyes are also two different colors, so you can stare into them for twice as long.
I have long maintained that Aurelien Guichard is actually Adrian Grenier’s alter-ego. They’re both named A.G., you guys! Connect the dots!
A soulful cross between Josh Hartnett and Luke Wilson, Herpin effortlessly floats between mainstream (Lady Gaga Fame) and niche (Amouage Opus VIII) perfumery.
Our silver fox entry! Fontaine is the in-house perfumer for the venerable house of Jean Patou, which is aging just as beautifully at 97 years young.
By the way, does this list feel a little… pale to you? Out of the 123 eligible male perfumers listed in the incredibly comprehensive Now Smell This archive, only five were non-white. One from Armenia, one from Morocco, one from Mexico, one from Cuba, and one from Vietnam, if you were curious. Out of the remaining 118 white perfumers, 90 were French. (An additional 10 had French surnames, but could not be definitively confirmed to be French.)
Evolutionarily speaking, lack of diversity has never been a particularly winning strategy. I hope that the perfume industry works to address the glaring lack of racial, gender, and geographic diversity among perfumers, for perfumery’s sake and for the sake of my future Hottest Perfumer lists.
19 thoughts on “The 10 Hottest Male Perfumers”
Thank you, Alyssa! This is unquestionably my magnum opus!
🙂 – this says its all. BTW, Guillaume is very eye-catching in the crowd when you meet him in person. Though his hair is super short now, he still looks amazing 😛
I can only imagine how striking he must be in person! I’m sure I would be starstruck :O
Thank you for the silver fox. I don’t like feeling like a crazed cougar. I know I shouldn’t be shocked by the lack of diversity, but it does make me a little sad. I would have added JCE as another silver fox.
Another member of the Arielle Shoshana team also campaigned for JCE. Bernard Ellena isn’t half bad, either!
I’ll have to check out Bernard! LoL.
Hahahah. Also, I’ve always had a secret thing for Ralf Schwieger. I’m sure Lipstick Rose is part of the reason…but he is quite handsome, too.
The shaggy-hair-and-glasses look Ralf has been rocking lately is definitely adorable.
LOL… what a fun read. 🙂
Thank you so much, S! The statistics at the end are kind of a total bummer, so I’m really relieved that it was a fun piece overall.
Thank you! Eye Candy is a good thing.
I assure you, Lindaloo, the pleasure was all mine! 😉
I have that sexy dictionary.
I thought Thierry Wasser might have made the list. Francis Kurkdjian and Marc-Antoine Corticchiato are also dream boats of mine.
Oh, Mr. Corticchiato is very come-hither. The other two members of the Arielle Shoshana team both pushed for Kurkdjian, but since he was on the original New York Magazine list, I was afraid of Kurkdjian oversaturation. Clearly there’s no such thing!
This list is everything. I’d add Kurkdjian too…
The people have spoken! I am perfectly happy to be overruled. 🙂
Bruno Jovanic is a cutie-pie!!