Rating System

I rate perfumes on a 1-5 scale, represented by the five Harajuku Lovers perfume bottles.

1/5 Harajuku Lovers

If you wear this perfume, the terrorists win.

2/5 Harajuku Lovers

This perfume does not smell bad. It is boring and/or unoriginal.

3/5 Harajuku Lovers

This perfume smells good. It is boring and/or unoriginal.

4/5 Harajuku Lovers

This perfume smells great. It is interesting and innovative.

5/5 Harajuku Lovers

This perfume is brilliant. It provides complete intellectual and olfactory satisfaction.